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It’s time…to face…the judges! After a five year, errm, let’s say sabbatical, Cheryl is back. Simon is back. Mel B has joined and Louis has brought months of literally no speculation to an end by confirming he is, of course, back. With this new hybrid panel ready to roll, what will they make of 2014’s hopefuls? Let’s start speculating as to what they will be looking for… probably not Andy Abrahams (we still love you, Andy!)
Yesterday The X Factor auditions kicked off in Manchester, with the judges looking great…
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and Simon in his trademark too high, and yet too long, trousers.
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We at blinkbox Music are hoping that Mel B lives up to her reputation as the “Scary” Spice girl - she certainly was terrifying when she last appeared on the panel as a guest judge in 2012:
Honestly, the only thing sharper than her judging would be one of Posh Spice’s heels.
So, with this in mind, and with a decade of X Factor fodder as evidence, what are the four judges looking for?
1) SIMON COWELL
Grand supremo Simon is the ultimate X Factor judge. He’ll be feeling the pressure as critics eye up the ratings, meaning he will only want jaw-dropping, world-class acts making it to the live rounds. We’re not sure if the Rylans and Jedwards of yesteryear will make the cut this time around, but we can be sure that some super-groups will be formed… speaking of which, whatever happened to One Direction?
2) CHERYL COLE
How does she feel when you call her name? Did anyone ask? That’s right, Chezza and her luscious L’Oreal locks are back. She’s not afraid to bust a move and can swan dive like no other.
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So will she be looking for killer foot work
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or will vocal ability get her vote? Despite being the Nation’s Sweetheart, Cheryl will be taking no prisoners in order to win. After nabbing the hot seat next to Simon, she’s not going to go down without a fight.
3) LOUIS WALSH
Louis’ predilections for fun, novelty acts has already preceded him; his one winning star, Shayne Ward, has just finished treading the boards in Rock of Ages and Jedward and Rylan are still… around. When you least suspect them, they are there. Will anyone replace Rylan’s star quality and passion for pop?
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We doubt it.
4) MEL B- THE SCARY SPICE
Past series of The X Factor have taught us that the pressure is on for the new judges, and the best judges usually deliver winning acts in their first year, Tulisa with Little Mix, Nicole Scherzinger with James Arthur, even Cheryl Cole herself with Alexandra Burke. We at blinkbox Music have faith in the Spice, as she is one fifth of the greatest girl pop-group of all time, performed at the Olympics ON TOP OF A MOVING TAXI
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and has already left a memorable space on the judging panel with incredible reactions.
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We anticipate a winning act, and some incredible sass from the Scary Spice
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Whatever happens, we can’t wait for The X Factor to return to our screens, so we can enjoy the trials and tribulations of a new series. If Emma Stone, actress and everyone’s wannabe best friend, is excited (see gif below), then so are we!
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And, the question on everyone’s mind, will there be ANOTHER Spice Girls reunion?
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One can only dream.
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